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machistado:

Why isn’t this my most popular post of all time? 

Bless.

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morning after

thoughts about the impermanence of a hook up written in permanent marker in the places he touched

 by Lindsay Bottos

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culinaryconfessional: Master Sweet Dough(The beauty of this dough recipe is that it can be used in all matter of sweets—cinnamon rolls, fruit tarts, monkey bread, etc.) 2/3 cup whole milk5 tablespoons sugar, divided1-3/4 teaspoons active dry yeast2 large eggs, room temperature2-3/4 cups unbleached flour1 tsp kosher salt1 stick room temperature butter, cut into 1” pieces,1/2 tablespoon melted butter1 vanilla bean, seeds scraped outHeat milk in a small saucepan over medium heat until it reads 110-115-deg on a candy thermometer. Then transfer the milk into a medium-sized bowl and stir in 1 tbsp sugar. Sprinkle the yeast over the milk and whisk to combined. Let sit until yeast begins to bubble, about 5 minutes, then add the eggs and whisk until smooth.Combine remaining sugar, flour, and salt in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook. Add the milk mixture and add the butter, 1 piece at a time, with the mixer on.  Blending well between butter addition.Keep mixing on medium speed for 1 minute. Then add the vanilla bean seed and crank speed to medium-high and knead until the dough is soft and silky, about 5 minutes.Brush a medium bowl with some melted butter and place the dough in bowl. Brush the top with the remaining melted butter, then cover with plastic wrap.Let the dough rise in a warm, draft-free area until it doubles in size, about 2 hours.Approximate Nutritional Values:  http://www.food.com/recipe/coolrise-sweet-dough-105125
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laughburnscalories:

me

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galosengen:

hicpup

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funny-pictures-uk:

OMG!

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baconmane:

FUCK

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johnny-madness:

so much envy to Keira
he is so f*ckin’ perfect

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tony-wiseau:

#I AM GONNA REBLOG THIS FOR-EV-ER

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